Laundry Time

I knew it was time to do the laundry when I realized that my only pairs of clean underwear left were my "skinny" pairs (read: one size small from the junior's dept. and one extra small from Vickie's Secret Pink).  The worst kind of muffin top does not originate from the pants but from the panties.  This is no ordinary VPL, for such a  garment causes multiple "warbles", as a girl in my choir once referred to her own.  Luckily, I am wearing tights, so my warbles are not as visible as they would have been sans collant.  I hope that if I skate fast enough, no one will notice.